Its only the beginning!

[ukey28]

Tiger Woods notes!

> It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to
pick up
> some tips on how to beat Tiger!
>
>
> Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She
> said "I don't know exactly? but put me down for a 5."
>
>
> Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has
a
> hole-in-one.
>
>
> What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive
a
> ball 400 yards??...
>
>
> What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They
> went clubbing
>
>
> Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn?t decide
> between a wood and an iron

[George Cawthorn]

His wife wants to know who he has been practicing putting with.

[MbBass]

I hear he is changeing his name from tiger to cheetah . lol