The only entertainment on a ocean cruise liner was the magic show. However the captain of the ship loved the magic show, and on the captains shoulder sat his parrot. The captain never missed the magic show, but no one liked the parrot because he would tell the trick before the magician even finished the trick. "Awwwk-hes going to put it in his pocket, or awwwk-watch his sleeve, he's putting it in his sleeve."
Well, after a while the magician had all he could take, and one night he pulls out a gun, aims and fires at the parrot. The parrot ducks and the bullet hits the propane tanks in the back of the room, blowing the ship into a billion pieces. Everyone dies except the magician and the parrot. They find themselves out at sea floating on splintered wood in silence. After about 2hrs or so the parrot finally says,
"OK, I give up, where's the ship."
The Magician and the Parrot
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The Magician and the Parrot
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