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ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!!!!

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:29 pm
by swimbait101
Attention fisherman of Bassinusa!!! Fireball and I have decided to share a secret that will make u fill a limit in NO TIME WHATSOEVER!!!! With this secret, YOU will never farm a fish EVER AGAIN!!!

So you must be asking yourself, "what is he talking about?, this must be a gimmick like the helicopter lure." Trust me, this is absolutely not a gimmick and you will land more fish than ever before!!!

So here is the secret you have been waiting for....

When you are fishing and you get a bite, scream out loud "DOUBLE RAINBOW!!" and then set the hook.

I can guarantee you that if you do it correctly, you will never lose a fish ever again!!

Here are some true stories:
To swimbait101 and fireball, CA
“Hey swimbait101 and fireball!! Im am sooo happy I learned your secret to bass fishing. So yesterday my friend fireball, and I were fishing the Castaic lagoon. I got a bite and before I set the hook I screamed “double rainbow!!” and guess what? I CAUGHT THE FISH!!! After I released the fish, fireball screamed “double rainbow!!” and he caught a fish too!!!! I WAS BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR FISHING SECRET!!! IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!! This is the scary part, I hooked a bass later on but I didn’t scream “double rainbow!!” so the fish SNAPPED ME OFF on something!!! I was really freaked. And guess what? IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!! I got a bite and didn’t scream double rainbow so the FISH DIDN’T GET HOOKED!! We left soon afterwards. I want to thank you guys for the ultimate bass secret!!!
From,
Swimbait101

The next time you are fishing, use the ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!! Don’t forget to send us your true story!!! THANKS!!!!!!

ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!!!!

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:36 pm
by brendanc
You're going to have a tuff time selling that one to this crowd boys...

ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:36 pm
by George Cawthorn
Confucius says.....

"The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it."

Young grasshopper you have been misled by Tooth Fairy. Quick set hook first then yell Double Rainbow. Work better.

ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:21 pm
by brendanc
I hope you guys aren't hooked on this viral video:

Double Rainbow Article


ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:28 am
by swimbait101
yea, we are in that little trout stream....hahahahaha

ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:40 pm
by SpoonMinnow
I can think of other things I yell that don't include those words - especially after I've lost a fish! @%*#%

ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:00 am
by heylucky
@*@# me Beiber boys... I aint yelling Rainbow anywhere near the lake >/smile.gif" alt="smile" title="smile" height="15" width="15" />

ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!!!!

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:39 am
by bassfranky
Thank you for an entertaining post, thanks for the tip & the good laugh.

ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:11 am
by Volman482
Will "Rain DoubleBow" work just as well????????

ULTIMATE BASS FISHING SECRET!!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:56 pm
by smallmouth
Been a singer as well as a fisherman all my life and Man! I cannot stand "autotune" which is the supposed "cool" effect on the voices and instruments in that song.

Perhaps if you had that tune "cranked" in your bass boat while casting an Alabama Rig you'd land five 5 pounders every time after shouting "Double Rainbow!" You could win all the tournaments and find that "pot of gold" at the end of the rainbow (X 2 of course)
Of course there could be consequences. You just might turn into a "wee little leprechaun"!

God Bless,
Don